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Getting HIGH the Church of Santa Way...
C.A.N.D.Y.!...you'd be suprised what you can gt in a tube of British SMARTIES...YES! THEY DO HAVE THE ANSWER!
And the answer to you "How to get high on Candy" question was...*drum roll*
SUNSET YELLOW FOOD COLORING!
The infamous ORANGE SMARTIE!...TAKE THE ORANGE PILL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!...Sunset Yellow is banned in America...need I say more...CHOW DOWN KIDZ!...
...before the bastards ban it for our "own good"...
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How to drop out of School faster....get stoned....
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Drugs are FAB hmmmmmmmmmmmmk?:
Just go for it! I mean when you figure out that you WERE right and all you mean to you're government is a bunch of taxes and viable organs, and that the 'care' they promised you when you hit you're twighlight years involved drugging you to the eyeballs with morphine, making you're funeral arrangements just within ear shot and sticking pillow on your face to 'leave no marks'...you might as well just enjoy you're time and fuck the system for all it's worth...it's a rip off...if you've got anything worth having people will take it off you and sooner or later someone will be after you're bones for glue...*puff puff puff*...Fuck them...load that bong and drop out before they kick you out...
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Weed *add other slang terms here* is now rated as a CLASS C in England, so if you get caught down a dark ally puffing away...don't panick...if you get caught in daylight with a 9 bar...brown trousers time...if they raid your house and find a grwoing room...you can expect a long stretch at her majestys pleasure.
Considering it's now legal to sodomise a 16 year old boy or girl...who isn't old enough to even have a beer to 'relax', and the way that a lot of these stuffy old Judges think tha wearing a skirt is enough to let the guy off as you were "asking for it"...I really will blow a fuse if I here one more crack about dope being evil...I've got a son...I ain't happy...the poor young guys around here are looking freaked and the girls are locking their chastity belts for good.
At 16 I got pressured into my first boyfriend, lost my viginity and regretted it...what is a BOY of 16 going to do if an older guy comes along, get's him drunk and then has his way with him?...oh, it doesn't happen?...*laughs*...fair enough if he enjoys it, but first times ain't the best on that score...fear, lack of experience...all can cause a pretty bad night...and how does a guy know if you're screaming in pleasure or pain?...and does he care when he's in his groove, has got you drunk and is older and better built than you...16 year old boy.V.man of 21-30...those last few years are key factors in developing upper body strength and muscle mass...
To be blunt "You sweet virgin ass" will be in a sling if it goes wrong...trust me...gurl to faceless reader...done it myself a lot...and it DOES go wrong...even when you've been doing it for years...you COULD end up in hospital or a worse...on a slab.
PERVERTED SYSTEM!...you aren't SUPPOSED to TALK ABOUT IT!...let alone pass a law on it and letting people know it REALLY does happen...the love that dare not speak it's name and all...
*eye twitches*
Oh...you though it was just gay men...how else does a gurl STAY a virgin, have sex and no get up the duff eh?...
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