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Recommended viewing for Santaists!
We've had CENTUARYS of killing, screaming, witch hunting and generally BAD VIBES over basic human needs and interests...so here's you're chance to ditch sanity and join the NUTZ!
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Yo! the Lord GoD made US ALL!
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MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS...and others
Recommended viewing:
M.Python:
THE HOLY GRAIL
THE LIFE OF BRIAN
THE MEANING OF LIFE
LIVE AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL
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Bottom (The UK sitcom)
All the episodes (CAMPING is my all time favorite)
GUEST HOUSE PARADISO
And any of the Bottom Live vidios
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FATHER TED (Star comedy!)
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TEMPLE TRASH MUSICK
Black sabbath (Ozzy years)
Ozzy (OZZY! OZZY! *Horn Finger Gesture*)
Alice Cooper (The french guy in the leotard <|/>)
Strapping Young Lad (Heavy CANADIAN trash metal)
Type-O-Negative (Peter and the Wuluf)
Placebo (Gender Benderz)
M.Manson (Omega...O.o)
Iggy Pop (still alive...wyrd huh?)
Ziggy Stardust (Who the hell is David Bowie anyway?)
Kylie M (Hot Australian totty! ^|/^ )
Cher (Bevis and Butt-head vidio)
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Latest sensation UK band:
THE DARKNESS
Hearing the name and coming from Enland you'd be expecting some gothic Heavy Metal/Industrial Band...but guess what..."I belive in a thing called love!"...LONG BLONDE HAIRED MAN IN A CAT SUIT!...woooo hooooo! we got 'um!
HELLO AMERICA!...got girls screaming at men in leotards and singing like girls again!
*fist up sign*
And they do rock...oddly enough...
O.o *?!!!*
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Yes, we're on a one way ticket to HELL! But guess what! It rocks down there!
I'd rather have hot pokers jammed up my ass than watch another REPEATED episode of "Friends".
And as Heaven won't take me without getting rid of all the fun bits (Wot?!! No Pranks?!! Boooooo!).
I'm gonna be around for a while...might need to fake me own death (again *laughs*), could end up in Bedlum (OoooooW! yeah baby!) or if I'm really lucky the Mad Doctors will drag me off for a slice and dice! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! wired up again!
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KISS MY BUTT!
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Mad as a Hatter & Mad as a March Hare
The 'Hatters' went Mad due to the chemicals that were used in the hat making process.
Kool huh?
As for March Hares 'Boxing'...well oddly enough it's the male and the female fighting, not two males as it commonly belived.
Horny male wants to get it on, Female Hare is 'NOT READY' so beats the little guy off until SHE is ready.
Off course, doing a little 'dance' for her and spraying urine around will usually sway her...animals are wyrd like that...*wink*
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How to 'hold your load'
PRACTISE!...for crying out loud you can lock the bathroom door!...I find counting works backwards from 100 does well...*looks from side to side*
...What? you think a girl doesn't have to learn to 'hang on' for the slow guys?...
...I can have an orgasm and be lighting a smoke before the guys even worked out how to open the condom packet...then you have to TRY and enjoy yourself having 'shot your load' ahead of time.
You try explaining that to a dude...
...WHAT?!...Ok, I'm a very lucky freak then...
with the average sexual ability of your hooms around here I'd be better off looking for a cadaver...really man...these kids ain't read the manual of summin'...*sighs*...God Bless the UK!...we need it with our sex lives...or lack of one...
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Dr. Black...at your service!
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