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LIST OV SAINT FOR THE CHURCH OF SANTA:
St.Alice (Cooper) I
The FIRST I ordained...
St.James (somethingoranother) II
The SECOND
Strange guy from down the pub...
St.Iggy (Pop) III
The THIRD
Heroine User and STILL alive! WOW!
St.Ziggy (StarDust) IV
The FOURTH
Er...David Bowie I belive...o.O
St.Ringo (Star) V
The FIFTH (Beatle)...heheheh
For Marge!...
St.Rob (Zombie) VI
The SIXTH
For being a scary mofo...nice eyes...dead dude...
St.Marilyn (Manson) VII
The SEVENTH (Guest)...muharharharhar!
For...er...just watch the show...take tissues...
*glasses fog up*
AND...as it's his Brithday...*arm currently twisted behind back by the Ghost of John Lennon*...the KNIGHT...*arm being twisted further*...Sir Paul...*eyes now watering*...
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St.Paul(Mark) VIII
The EIGHTH (sparks up)...*puff puff puff*
"JOHN STOP IT! MY BLOODY ARM!...DAMN THAT GUY IS MEAN...*arm twisted hard*...AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
More money than brain cells...it's true ain't it?...note how the Ghost ov John is not snapping my arm at this moment...hehehehehe...TWAT!...*slumps onto the keyboard from a sudden blow to the back of the head*..."ouch..."
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More added when I feel the vibe-o-the-lard...
..."rockin wid Jezuz!"
Inserts "Sneeky add-on in invisible ink"...
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ELVIS THE KING!...
(and his evil twin Adam Ant...Gay Icon Alert!...woot! woot!)
For amazing painful and unnessary deaths, getting locked in an Asylum and/or "Riding the Lighting" you get to be a KING...good olde Elvis...Died on the Throne!...poor Adam Ant...Got caught.
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It's easy to make it in the Church of Santa, if I like what I see (which can be pretty much anything different/nice/wyrd) you'll either end up a Saint (for the less 'aggressive' more 'relaxed') or an Agent...a great way to enjoy yourself as all you have to do is do what YOU like, learn what you can from your life and studie the things that interest you.
For Example:
I've studied sexual pratices, BDSM, Vampirism, battle tactics, serial killers and a few other things I don't talk about to the public.
But I would NEVER studie in the area of 'Child Abuse', nor down load any so called 'Research' pictures!...somethings even I won't deal with!
After you have 'died'...or been pretty damn close a few times you make it to SaintHood...a major Accident, emergancy surgery or turning into a blood sucking hell fiend will get you throught the grade...
...Live fast, die young and leave a nice corpse behind...
...Necrophiles need a love life you know...*wink*
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Praying....a idiots guide
Praying, is kinda lame...but you can slither off and do it in private and no one need ever know you'd been doing it!...(notice how I can talk about mastubation with a straight face...but mention praying and I'm blushing!).
I do the olde hands together bit and then 'think'
*Hey G man, nice day today...er...just saying "Hi"...Hope Little J is ok and Mister S sends his warmest regards...I'll chat to ya later if we can think of anything to say...amen*
And that's about it...unless I'm panicking and start praying like there's no tomorrow, usually when my 'partner' is going to start on me...yeah, I'm in a living hell...*shurgs*...can't stand the sound of their voice...*rubs weary eyes*
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Apon getting Ordained into the Church of Santa...you'll be needing one of these.
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HAIL SANTA! BLESSED BEAST! PEACE OUT!...SPAM!
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St8-Jackets are a must have as a Santaist...
now where's my Dr.alice damn it?!!
...what do you have to do to get a thrashing these days?!!
YO!...bring jump leads! heart massage machine and a lot of conductive jelly....*manic grin*
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