Watch your step in the Servantz Lodge... ...these are my personal Errand Runners and Site Guardians...
...they can get...a little...frisky...
This be where the Fallen end up paying their way out of Hell...Santas little Helpers! Five years of doing some old fashioned psychic labour will get a clean slate...or so I was told.
"COMING THROUGH! COMING THROUGH!... MAKE WAY FOR THE MESSANGER!"
"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!...MOM! ...WHY YOU LOCKSssssssssss ME IN THE ATTIC?!..."
Usually the bringer of dark tidings...don't shot the messanger!...he's dead already...
...er...well...I guess my gene-pool is a little different, they don't all turn out humanoid you know!
My eyes after an all nighter...hehehehehehehe
Watch out Miss Muffet!
All Vodka and no sleep makes Zard a violent alien... Hell bent on taking over the world!
Oowwwwww!...this will leave a nice set of fang marks!
"HULK SMASH! MUHARHARHARHAR!"
"eep!...you've caught me in the pink!"
We all need a good skull smasher in our un-lives!
*GRABS SHOWER CURTAIN*
"IT WASN'T ME! IT'S WASN'T MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"... *quickly dabs blood from the corner of her mouth*
...er....don't ask... one of my many NOT-SO-SECRET lust pictures...
Hey...he said he thought it was sexy!...FOOLISH MORTAL MUHARHARHAR!...*wink*
Yes yes yes...what the hell is Alice doing in here...*wink*
And again....WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!!
You have now entered the seedy underworld of XXX ZARD THE ALIENS INTERNET PORN XXX
If I wore specs...which I don't being a higher being from another planet...*wink*...they'd be all fogged up by now...MUHARHARHARHARHAR!
*pant pant pant*...oh yeah baby!...give Mumu some sugar!
Uh huh...uh huh...white eh?...
Nice hat...er...snake...er...no...hat...?
Excellent Smithers!...I can now drool over Alice all day on my new body fluids proof view screen....
