So he's got his cloths on...not porn eh?...well...with my wonderful X-Ray vision...or diseased mind which ever way you look at it...I can work out what bits are where...not exactly rocket science is it.
Human anatomy is pretty basic...floppy bits here and boney bits there...unless of course he's hiding his parasitic twin in his shorts...*wink*
All those years spent in the "Bathroom Ov Despair" with the door lock cum flooding back...
...and people wonder why I joined the Clergy.
Is that legal?
MOM!...oh...nah...just Alice hanging out in the 'mens'...O.o
I wore one of these once...when I got released I turned it into a babys bonnet...
And again...*pant pant pant*...*body fluids hit the monitor*...hehehehehe...who said gurls can't squirt body fluids a couple of feet?
WOW!...nice rack...
...hate you?...hehehehe...*goes back to smacking the pony*
No wonder I went mad...THE LUST! THEE NEVER ENDING LUST!
Right...after I've finished "Doing the dreadful" I'll be off to PRAY! PRAY! PRAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!...you try typing with one hand...*silent moment*...
*deep breath*...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
*lights a smoke and grunts*
..."Our Father........"
*wipes monitor with a towel*
..."who ain't in heaven..."
*does up her fly*...
