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Amazing what you can fit into a box isn't it?
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This of course is NOT the sign for the restroom...but I'm sure most people will feel 'natures call' when they see this on the wall...
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STANDARD ISSUE
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You will be DELIGHTED with the company you'll be keeping in Hell...nothing beats a bunch of long haired sailors for excitement...
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So that we can tell the ones to get maimed from the ones that get to do the maiming...
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You can even have a light lunch with some olde friends of mine...
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But as ever, if you're into Rock Music and Heavy Metal Hell has the all the best to offer...
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10 Ways of getting into Hell:
1.GOLF
(other than Crazy Golf in the pouring rain...on a Thursday in May)
A capital crime in the Church of Santa
2.Being A dude of 50+ called Alice
Because I said so...end of subject
3-10.GOLF!GOLF!GOLF!
I'm the priest here...live with it!
...no one knows why I have a issue over this...*chokes*...'sport'...must have died on a Golf course in a previous life or summin...
"F**KING B*STARD BL**DY HAAAAAAATE HAAAAAAATE!"
*smashes the keyboard Spock style*
"MEDIC!...MY CHILL PILLS IF YOU PLEASE!"
*breaths hard into an Oxygen mask*
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And of course...the wild life is un-beatable...
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